Jeff
Doctor M. PopularI once was asked to sign an "advice book" at a wedding. This was literally the best advice I could ever offer.
me: "Wow, this toot is doing numbers!"
my wife: "ππ toot is doing numbers too!"
me: "But you aren't on Mastodon..."
my wife:
Tathar is dragons! ΞΞI've never been good enough at Contra to beat stage 2 even with the spread gun.
King KaufmanI've never heard of an advice book but if I ever see one I'll leave my best piece of advice in it.
Don't use semicolons.
Alex von Kitchen
Gabe Kangas@docpop Iβm going to try this because Iβm bad at games and I like tricks to help me make progress.
Scott Michaud@docpop The one that I did was "You will be forgiven if you forget to put the seat down after you use the toilet. That is not true if you forget to put the seat up before you use it."
Murad@scottmichaud @docpop ...and it's even worse if you forget to put the *lid* up before you use it. π¬π
JacobRPG π«@docpop this is great. Also very true.
kryptec@docpop thatβs some solid advice, and a great game
optiMSTieI say this as a retro gamer: you are a gentleman and a scholar. *Thank you.*
Todd Mxyzptlk@docpop Brilliant
Matthew van Eerde@docpop reminds me of Preacher's recorded farewell in Deep Blue Sea
@mvaneerde I just looked up that clip and you are totally right. Same vibe and good advice.
Dirk Steins@docpop good advice, but your handwriting is awful (as is mine).
mx@docpop Not all heroes wear cape!
dukeitch@docpop that is so funny! (And good advice)
Jeff Miller (orange hatband)@docpop "Turn brunch into an open house sketch-along hangout at the bike messenger bar" would have been mine, but you already know that trick.