Ω Lairon

#RandomThough

A 24 hour gym

Owned/operated by the most typical, muscle jacked, "dudebro" you can imagine (I use Macho Man Randy Savage)

Who is also a super devout Catholic priest

"Ohhh YEEEEAAHH brother! You're lifting for the LORD now! Jesus believes you can finish your rep, so diiiig deeeeeeep.

And when you're done with the arm curls, we're moving over to the AB-Solver! Practice your stations of the COOOORE!!"

Apr 21, 2023 at 5:36amWeb
Show threadΩ LaironApr 21, 2023

"You too can achieve the body of Christ!"

"Today's sermon is from the gospel according to GLUTES!"

"Join us for our Psalms and pull-ups contest. Can you make it through all 150?"