Manos PitsidianakisApr 15, 2023
Show threadDan GeroApr 20, 2023
@fastfinge @epilys And you have about 5 seconds to solve it before it signs you out of all your devices at once and requires you to wait 168 hours before you can attempt to sign in again, at which point you will be given another captcha that you will then have to solve in 2 seconds.
Show threadSamuel ProulxApr 20, 2023
@dangero @epilys No no. It ships you a ten thousand peace jigsaw puzzle. In order to unlock your account, you must upload a photograph of yourself standing next to the fully assembled jigsaw puzzle while holding your passport.
Show threadDan GeroApr 20, 2023
@fastfinge @epilys How long do you have to complete this very reasonable challenge, and what happens if you fail, which of course will never happen?
Show threadSamuel Proulx
@dangero @epilys Oh, don't worry. You get two business days! Starting from the time the puzzle was shipped, of course. Unfortunately, due to the rising cost of storage, they can't afford to keep your files forever though. If you do happen to fail, in order to save costs and protect your privacy, all of your data stored with them will be deleted. They care about your privacy and security. You will also need to return the puzzle at your own expense. There will be a $50 fine for every missing piece. Even if the piece was missing when you got it.
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Show threadDan GeroApr 20, 2023
@fastfinge @epilys Awesome! Any other company would only give me 2 business hours to complete the puzzle and charge me $200 for each missing puzzle peace! Google, you're the best! Thank you for giving me such an amazing offer that I obviously can't refuse!