@otheorange_tag @evewrites Old joke: The Devil is showing a newly lost soul around Hell. They have to chose where to spend eternity. Flames, no. Pitchforks, no. On and on. Finally there’s a room where everyone is up to their waist in sewage, but they’re drinking cups of coffee. Hey, I’ll take that. Very yucky, but at least there’s coffee! So be it. They wade into the muck, but before they can get a cup, the overseer deamon cracks a whip. Okay, everyone. Coffee break’s over. Back on your heads!