I haven't trusted anyone since I found out Rhode Island isn't an island.
When I die I'll look back on this as the moment I developed trust issues. π
@jimmerthatisall Rhode Island is full of lies. They have a drink their called a coffee cabinet. It has coffee in it but cabinets are not involved.
Then again, culinary lies are a New England tradition. Take the Boston cream pie. It's from Boston, but it's layers of cake sandwiched by custard. Neither of those things comprise cream pie.