I haven't trusted anyone since I found out Rhode Island isn't an island.
@jimmerthatisall It’s not? 😱😭
@jimmerthatisall I have some bad news for you about Virginia.
@jimmerthatisall technically Rhode Island is 3 waterways through a modestly sized children's playground. But they get 2 senators!

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When I die I'll look back on this as the moment I developed trust issues. πŸ˜‚

@jimmerthatisall Rhode Island is full of lies. They have a drink their called a coffee cabinet. It has coffee in it but cabinets are not involved.

Then again, culinary lies are a New England tradition. Take the Boston cream pie. It's from Boston, but it's layers of cake sandwiched by custard. Neither of those things comprise cream pie.

@jimmerthatisall bullshit. Reported for misinformation
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Rhode Island: America's little liar