Mike Masnick ✅@cathygellis I am sorry to report...
Sam Gross@mmasnick @cathygellis This just in, the Oakland Athletics have signed Usain Bolt to a one-year, $5m deal.
@SamTheGeek @cathygellis and here's where i chew some bubble gum, stare out at the horizon, spit on the field, and say in my wizened voice, "well, sam, stealing is about more than speed."