$44 billion to run the site like a 7th grader would.

@gruber Can you imagine being the engineer tasked to implement this?

::: record scratch :::

You may wonder how I ended up here…

@caseyliss @gruber I wonder what the breakdown is of employees who are memelords vs “I literally can’t find another job right now”

@kyle @caseyliss @gruber

Twitter employees updating their CVs to say that they worked for MySpace instead of Twitter:

@kinyutaka @kyle @caseyliss @gruber odds that Tom would willingly be a reference for folks trying that 😂