ScalziHello I have just reached "The Novocain is wearing off and the unscratchable inside of my face is now ALL ITCHY" phase of the day, how are you
(Also don't tell me the inside of my face is scratchable if I have enough will, you're not helping)
In Search of a Better World@scalzi Yeah, no, don't try and scratch the inside of your face. There are far more maladaptive responses you can try first. Have you considered, since you're an author, musician, and political commentator, a lifelong crippling laudanum addiction instead? All the popular Victorian writers did it.
Or, maybe some sort of pie or burrito instead? Soothing cup of herbal tea? #GoodLuck #Sympathies