I watched the film "nobody" tonight, and here is my review:

Utter dogshit

@PeterPotato Reminds me of an old Alexei Sayle sketch where film critics had gone on strike, instead of Barry Norman hosting Film 85 it was AS dressed in combats complete with rifle, sitting in chair with a ramble about going to watch a French avent garde film..

"It was crap."

@JetsonsBrewery I just couldn't work out if it was trying to be deliberately crap. At one point a car hits a lamppost - a really chunky, sturdy car - and the next moment is has *flipped up in the air* and lands on its roof

@PeterPotato
I watched "On a wing and a prayer" with Dennis Quaid.

My review. DON'T

@simondoestweets Duly noted! What's so bad about it?

@PeterPotato
Just awful writing and characters just to fill in sometimes.

It's based on a true story but the whole thing grated on me