Nobody who is selling you a solution to a problem will ever teach you how to avoid having that problem in the first place.
@mhoye damn, lol, well there's that!
I was thinking of 'people will love you, or you will be financially successful, or your friends will finally come to your house for the big game, or insert whatever sales technique you fall for" lol.
I may also have a new dog and fear for the longevity of the family couch :)