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The fishionary position.

@AmishSuperModel it’s ok to seize the carp but don’t “ seize” the carp.

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I thought it meant "carp is ten cents a pound"...

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When you leave a carpe out of water too long, the carpe diem

@AmishSuperModel hahaha

@AmishSuperModel “That photo shows where mermaids come from.” - Actual biology textbook sponsored by the Florida Republican Party.

@AmishSuperModel @black__elvis day of the carp, to be more precise…