Day 1 in #Phoenix, AZ (or, according to #scroobiuspip , Pheonix -regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells me).

Roadrunners are real. They're cute and bounce around happily.

Those rubbery cactus things are real. They're called "Saguaro" and they're not rubbery. And they're everywhere, but they don't bounce around - happily or otherwise.

My #LooneyTunesCartoons childhood is winking at me.