@garius it is clear as day that pictured here is a poor traumatized creature which was attacked by a dastardly vicious italian concoction.

@garius No jury would convict him.

@garius He was checking the cream for freshness. They are clearly trained to be a professional cream freshness checker!

@garius "who are you going to believe, me or my lying fur?"

@garius my client is DEEPLY hurt by your accusations and disturbed by the ageism you display just because he has a few white hairs. Not guilty, your honor

@garius Poor innocent kitty!

@garius
Khajit is innocent of these crimes!