@chockenberry Neat. For a while I was working with the app review team for a major non-fruit-related tech company with an app store built into their OS. One of the submitted apps was essentially the same, but was intended to allow the user of a mobile device to look for stuck pixels. The first submitted version was just the black screen; after a (quite honestly) very entertaining internal discussion around "minimum functionality", we asked them to add an "intro" screen explaining the intended use that would go away when tapped, thus fulfilling the minimum functionality requirement. It's really easy for me to imagine the conversations you were just going through in getting this one approved. Congrats!