Nobody has to be on Twitter. Fuck that.

But my business!

No. What you’re telling me is that you have no risk management plan. That your business plan (or lack thereof) has a single point of failure.

So you don’t have to be on Twitter.

You played Capitalism poorly, and you landed on Chance, and you drew “Go Directly to Elon Jail.”

This is a shitty fucking game. I want it to die in a fire.

But please fucking admit YOUR choices are why you are on Twitter. It’s not beyond your control.