Hello and welcome back to #DeathOnMySpaceship!
We're just going to *pretend* that it hasn't been almost 2 weeks since the last episode aired.
The last time you saw us, Christina Aguilera was disqualified from the show for leaking the set location, while Harry Styles and Normani won the kayaking challenge, bringing the total cash prize to 30K.
Down to 10 members in the remaining cast, they have currently been separated into 2 groups of 5
#TheMen: @GrantGustin, @TroyeSivan, @TOP, @HarryStyles & @itsryannxox
#TheWOMen: @ParisHilton, @Normani, @NewYork, @Madonna & @Feoba
The two teams have been seperated into different 2 floored rooms designed to replicated cramped space shuttles.
"Teams, all you have to do to win an additional 15K for the cash prize is.. wait 30 minutes. If both teams accomplish this, the money gets added to prize. However, there's a secret clue hidden in both shuttles. If one team can solve this clue and type it into their computer, they earn safety from tonight's quiz. However, no money will get added to the prize."
"So if you can solve the clue, the other team will be up for elimination on their own."
@NewYork doesn't wait for instructions before shoving @Normani to the floor. "I DON'T WANNA BE LOCKED IN THE SAME ROOM AS THIS UNCLASSY ASS BITCH!"
Normani hits her head on the floor, breaking her glasses. "Help, I can't see!"
@Normani lets out a heavy sigh as she stands up. "Paris, I'm gonna need your help in today's challenge! We should try to solve the clue!" She goes over and squeezes @Madonna's arm.
"Unhand me!" Madonna says, her brittle bones easy to fracture.
"Someone's like... totally gonna need to sit by the intercomn incase the other team like... calls." @ParisHilton recommends. "In fact, someone should like call them to like try to like distract them."
"I was born for this." @Feoba responds, going over to the intercomn. "Hola, #TeamMen, anyone there?"
"Cheerio mate!" @HarryStyles replies over the intercomn.
Meanwhile, on the other team, things weren't going over as well as @GrantGustin and @TroyeSivan were having a marital dispute.
"Listen, babe, whatever happened in the bushes wasn't my fault. I slipped, it was an accident." Grant says.
"Whatever..." Troye responded.
"All the men here, Top, Ryan, Roberto, they could never come between us." Grant continued.
"Whatever..." Troye responded again.
"Babe, why do you not care?" @GrantGustin
"Whatever... go find a doctor or something. I don't feel like talking." @TroyeSivan responded.
Out of nowhere, @itsryannxox appeared between them. "Hello, Dr. Ryan here. Anyone need pure-serotonin?"
@TOP comes over, dressed like a nurse. "ANYONE NEED AN APPOITMENT?"
@GrantGustin nods. "I'm always down for a check-up."
@TroyeSivan rolls his eyes and stands up. "Whatever..."
@TroyeSivan walks away, pulling out his phone, he calls his manager. "I'm quitting, I don't want to do this anymore."
"You can't quit tv with no music out. So... you're stuck there. Sorry!" His manager responds.
"Then I'm bombing the next test. Idgaf."
"So, what're you thinking about?" @HarryStyles asks @Feoba over the intercomn, trying to pass small talk.
"Oh quite literally nothing." Rob responded. "Waiting until I can see you ne-"
@NewYork, holding @Madonna's cane, smashes it against the intercomn, wrecking it. "IF I GOT TO HEAR ANOTHER HALF A SECOND OF THIS FAIRY NONSENSE I SWEAR I'M GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!"
While smashing the cane across anything she could see, @NewYork smashes it against a shelf, opening it. Inside, there's a collection of @Dagny vinyls. "UUGH! NOT THIS PALE BITCH, ANYTHING BUT HER." She begins to smash all 22 vinyls in the storage shelf.
"Wait... why are like Dagny vinyls stored here..." @ParisHilton began to think long and hard.
@Normani managed to find her glasses and glue them back together before putting them on. "Same old glasses, brand new me!"
"I solved the case!" @Madonna said, looking at Dagny's smashed vinyls. She shoved Normani out of the way. Normani fell and hit her head again, rebreaking her glasses as Madonna made her way over to the smashed intercomn and typed in "NO_SALES_NO_STREAMS_NO_DREAMS"
"#TEAMWOMen has won the first challenge of the day, and are all safe from elimination. However, the prize remains at $40K"
"That means #TEAMMen, you have to stop what you're doing and proceed to take your quizzes."
As the men take their quizzes, footage is shown of an ice-type alien species invading the shape.
The next thing shown is a weird alien prison.
"Crew, you have been taken hostage by a creature known as 'M4tT SH4DOWZ XD Rawr'. You have been divided into 2 groups of 4, with the other 2 cast members waiting by an evacuation shuttle for when you all escape."
The teams are as follows:
Team "Unable to Afford a Supporter Pass": @HarryStyles, @Normani, @GrantGustin, & @Feoba
Team "All of Their Supporters Have Passed": @Madonna, @NewYork, @itsryannxox, & @TroyeSivan
@ParisHilton and @TOP are the two waiting by the evacuation shuttle
Furthermore, the two teams have been placed into 2 different rooms each, and all four members have to work together to get out.
@Normani squints her eyes as the lights come on. "Damn, my eyes HURT!" she says.
"Hey, looks like we're locked in this room together." @HarryStyles says. "They keep putting us together! Here's to winning!" He goes to high-five her.
However, Normani, unable to see due to her glasses being broken, slaps Harry across the face.
The other half of team "unable to afford" is in the room across the hall.
"Crap, we're locked in this room together. What're we going to do?" @GrantGustin asked.
"I can surely think of a few things actually." @Feoba responded.
@HarryStyles inspects the door to the room and notices a small doggy-door. He lifts the panel up to try to see what's out in the hallway.
However, upon opening it, he can hear what is occurring in the other room, and promptly looks out into the hallway like 
Meanwhile, out by the escape shuttle, the rules of this challenge are being explained to @ParisHilton and @TOP
"The crew has 30 minutes to work together to escape their respective escape rooms. If they do so, 30k will be added to the cash prize."
"However, we can shorten the time to 20 minutes, and double the cash earned to 60k, however if any team fails, no money gets added. Are you willing to risk it?"
"I like think we should like think about this like a lit-" @ParisHilton goes to say.
"DOUBLE THE PRIZE!" @TOP says. "#THEYCANDOIT"
Alright, the crew now has 20 minutes to escape.
Meanwhile, for team "Supporters have passed"...
The room @NewYork is in looks like a complete disaster, with everything smashed to pieces as she suffers from claustrophobia. "GOD! GET ME OUT OF HERE!" She bangs on the door, sweating.
@TroyeSivan is lying on the floor in the corner of the room in a fetal position, rocking back and forth as he mumbles to himself.
@Madonna looks bothered as she looks around her room. "I can't believe they'd lock me up with someone who doesn't even have A SALE! I'm such higher class than this. I can't believe they keep booking me on these chicken-shit gigs!"
@itsryannxox looks at her. "I wouldn't complain about sales if I were you..."
@NewYork, through brute strength, surpasses the clue needed to get out and instead just knocks the door down.
"Heya! You got out! It's slivin' to see you shashay like-" The "ice alien" goes to speak before New York punches him in the face, knocking him out cold.
"I DON'T HEAR YOU, YOU DUMBASS!" She says as she kicks down the door to Madonna and Ryan's room.
New York, Madonna & Ryan from team "Supporters have passed" is able to make their escape. However, they forgot @TroyeSivan and he if left behind.
"That wasn't whatever..." The still traumatized Troye says to himself.
There are five minutes left in the time remaining and team "Unable to afford" has not made it out of their rooms left. Would you like to subtract 10K from the prize to give them a hint?
"NAURMONEY GOT THIS, SO DON'T TAKE NAURMONEY OU-" @TOP goes to speak before @ParisHilton covers his mouth.
"Yes, give them like a hint please!" She says.
@Normani, having spent the whole challenge putting back together and glueing her shattered glasses, finally puts them on. "Finally! I can see again!"
"Crew, your hint to get out is "You need more than sight to get out of these doors"." Doja says over the intercomn.
"Normani, sweetie, I'm so sorry." @HarryStyles says, taking the glasses off her face and shattering them again.
Using the part of Normani's glasses (the section that goes over the ear?), @HarryStyles uses it to unlock the door. "Wow, it's a perfect fit."
"I hate it here..." @Normani says as Harry grabs her hand and pulls her out of the room (she's unable to see).
Harry then goes over to the other room, using it to unlock that door. Where he finds @Feoba and @GrantGustin. (We have to censor due to it being against "family friendly" content.)
@HarryStyles, feeling shocked and betrayed, sighs heavily. He storms out, still holding @Normani's hand.
@Feoba and @GrantGustin rush to catch up as the 4 make their way to the escape hatch when suddenly...
"Slivin' to stay a little longer?" Another ice alien begins to chase after the group.
"You three need to make it to the escape hatch. I'll distract the alien.." @GrantGustin seemed to willingly want to stay behind.
@HarryStyles, more than a bit willing to agree, in a "blink and you'd miss it" moment, "accidentally" trips Grant.
"GRANT!" @Feoba yells as Harry grabs his hand and pulls him and @Normani into the escape hatch.
"Did anyone see what just happened?" Normani asked.
With the final team able to make it out with 26 seconds left to spare, 30K has been added to prize pot, bringing the total to 70K.
Unfortunetly, @TroyeSivan and @GrantGustin had lost their quizzes, and were eliminated.
The crew makes it into the escape shuttle, and leaves the icy planet.
And until next time, this has been #DeathOnMySpaceship
Thanks for watching 🚀
Doja Cat