PSA: the sign "bikes may use full lane" means that bikes may use the full lane.
I really need a shirt that says "get out off my bike lane"
@sophieschmieg Unfortunately, the drivers who park in the bike lane won't see it.
@austern yeah, I was fantasizing a sticker system, safely deployable while driving by the parked car for that use case the other day…
@sophieschmieg @austern Your fantasies for that case are a lot more legal than mine... :-).

@simonlbn @sophieschmieg @austern My ideas included saws (just like the XKCD on parking), tape/paint that resembles bike lane markings to be deployed on the parking car to mark it as bike lane, spikes on my pedals for closely passing-by, ... .

There are legal options of course, but that would make my commuting take hours. I just need to walk down the street to call the cops 3x.

@ljrk @simonlbn @austern I was thinking of installing a gopro on my helmet, and then once a week send a report to the police, ideally with infractions and license plates already extracted, but I doubt they'd ticket them even in that case

@sophieschmieg @simonlbn @austern Yep, depending on where this may be illegal even(?)

And they'd probably try to wiggle out by claiming they weren't endangering anyone. And even if... a ticket doesn't hurt as much as a car towed away :/

I really wish there was a better way or higher fees, like substantially higher.

@ljrk @simonlbn @austern at least around here, there is usually a "no stopping at any time" zone covering the bike lane, so it should result in a ticket at the very least. Plus forcing a biker on the main street is always endangering someone in my books, but yeah, it's really a question of enforcement

@sophieschmieg @simonlbn @austern Police is kind of well-known here for trying to dismiss false parking as a risk to the road :'-)

Although I personally almost always prefer main road over bike lane: At least I'm visible there.

@sophieschmieg I sometimes have similar fantasies, especially when I'm biking home on Middlefield in the evening and passing the soccer field between Terra Bella and Sierra Vista.
@sophieschmieg one of my goals in life is to somehow cultivate an aura that just screams “get out of my bike lane”
@sophieschmieg my cycling philosophy was always “don’t let them accidentally kill you, make them murder you”