For whatever reason, the word "per" hits me like a knife in my thigh.

"per your request..."
"per the requirement..."
"per your last email..."

@brad_frost Per my brain's main thought after reading your post, I agree.
@brad_frost add β€œper” to your response e.g. per actual science , (insert excellent insult here) πŸ˜‚
@brad_frost it is the word per se

@knowler @brad_frost how dare ye besmirch the ampersand

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@brad_frost I mean, I use it when I’m upset πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
@brad_frost Then, it is working as designed.
@brad_frost hey that's why i did it when I had a job that required it, kinda glad to know at least one person picks up on it