When an eel has a maw
with a pharyngeal jaw,
that’s a moray.

When the jaws open wide
and there’s more jaws inside,
that’s a moray.

When it skulks in a reef
and has two sets of teeth,
that’s a moray.

When an eel bites your thigh
and you bleed out and die
that’s a moray.

@dgar may the headline and the many captions in this story bring you as much joy as it bought me:
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/06/22/science/moray-eels-eat-land.html#commentscontainer
When an Eel Climbs a Ramp to Eat Squid From a Clamp, That’s a Moray

Moray eels can hunt on land, and footage from a recent study highlights how they accomplish this feat with a sneaky second set of jaws.

The New York Times
@acamp @dgar I expected this to be the inspirational germ but apparently I was wrong.