LaffyApr 2, 2023

Everyone is suddenly reporting what I’d already tooted/was already announced the other day, that #Trump will speak from #Florida on Tuesday after arraignment.

Dear The News:

Do not carry one word of this live. If he makes real news, report it afterwards, show clips if you must, but don’t play into his tiny hands yet again.

Who am I kidding? Sigh.

#TrumpIndictment

Show threadLaffyApr 2, 2023

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Via Sherrilyn Ifill:

How does he know it will be televised? Has a network agreed to carry it?

Peter Baker:

Trump announces that he will make a prime-time televised statement at Mar-a-Lago on Tuesday after his arraignment.

Show threadbouriquetApr 2, 2023
@GottaLaff That’s a great cue for a delay at the court, so he doesn’t get home for prime time. Traffic snarl in NYC anyone? Where’s that guy from NJ when you need him?
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@bouriquet Ha! Perfect.
Apr 2, 2023 at 8:12pmWeb