Words I did not expect to need to write as a college professor:

“Put your name and date at the top of the page. Give the reflection an appropriate title. Show that you can follow directions. Show that you came to class and learned something. Grammar and syntax will be graded.”

@jacksantucci I’ve heard it said that in the US, college is remedial high school
@foxgloved maybe, maybe not, but the magnitude of this issue is new.