When an eel has a maw
with a pharyngeal jaw,
that’s a moray.

When the jaws open wide
and there’s more jaws inside,
that’s a moray.

When it skulks in a reef
and has two sets of teeth,
that’s a moray.

When an eel bites your thigh
and you bleed out and die
that’s a moray.

This was blatantly stolen from an old twitter thread.
@dgar this is effing hilarious, lol
@dgar I applaud you for having the decency to disclose this!