By the way, #Seattle. If you're wondering who the asshole with the windchimes is, that's me.
@taterpie I picked up drumming, so I decided to be kind, I'd give up the outdoor windchimes as a compromise. But then I started feeding crows, so now we're back to being negative for outdoors menace.

@grippingyarn So far I've stopped myself at 4 windchimes, one of which only goes off if the door is open. But they're all very high notes. I want one that's deep notes.

Then maybe I can quit...

@taterpie If there's a focus on complimentary chimes, it's -5 to neighborly rage.
@grippingyarn The three that ring the most are also tiny, so they're probably forgiving about those. The one inside the doorframe could call the farmboys in for lunch.