While Germany legalized topless swimming for women in public pools, an Australian surf club just banned nudity in the showers and changing rooms. https://edition.cnn.com/2023/03/31/sport/australia-surf-club-nudity-policy-intl-spt-scli/index.html
Australian surf club passes draconian anti-nudity rule after brazen woman dared shower without clothing! - BeachGrit

"The club is a family friendly environment and at that nudity is not acceptable."

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@MikeElgan I know. The banners are the real sickos.
@touaregtweet @MikeElgan @donmelton The Australian story isn’t an April fool thing. It came out a few days ago.
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