Andrea Junker 
In 1791, the Second Amendment was written.
In 1847, the bullet was invented.
Thus, the Second Amendment only applies to muskets.
Tom Bellin 
@Strandjunker Your clever dismantling of the "originalist" arguments around the 2nd amendment does not take into account the fact that the originalists know they're full of sh*t and don't care.
It's pure, unadulterated nihilism in pursuit of power.