God 
If I had a penny for every time a Republican tweeted ‘thoughts and prayers’ I’d have enough money to bribe Congress to pass common sense gun control.
WedgeOne day, Republican voters will see how their politicians do NOT want to protect their children from *anything* real. They've invented things to be afraid of, like Michaelangelo's porn and Dolly Parton lookalikes.
Republicans are clowns dealing in illusions. And they're being paid to keep up the act.