Microsoft Word?

I havenโ€™t heard that name for yearsโ€ฆ

@dgar Thank You Clippy, I did need those last few wipes.
@dgar Clippy's seen some shit since then. Literally.
@dgar I don't get the joke.
@Blanco @dgar The toilet paper holder somewhat resembles Clippy, the animated "assistant" from an old version of Microsoft Office.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_Assistant
Office Assistant - Wikipedia

@dgar "look.. I've moved on and while this work may not be glamorous i feel like I'm really making a material difference in people's lives now.."

@michaelcoyote @dgar

So Clippy has taken on the role of "Groom of the Stool" then?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

Groom of the Stool - Wikipedia

@michaelcoyote @stuartl
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@dgar I just moved from Open Office (had it for years) to Libre Office.

It does everything I need and more, without crashing!

@dgar
"It looks like you have an Out Of Paper Error.
Would you like me to check your spelling of Klingon?"
@dgar CLIPPY. oh what a long time it has been to see the famous little paper clip. he's been through rough times.
@dgar
"do you need some help with this shit?"
@dgar Why the long face?