"You can't eat money... but you can eat the rich"
Spotted in the New York City subway

@RadicalGraffiti You can, but we really need to stop to think if we should.

Just think of the sodium and cholesterol. Barely even need to jerk one. Eating a fat cat is a fast track to a heart attack.

And now I need that in musical lyrics. ¬_¬ What have I done?