Silicon Valley has been its own cultish little bubble for a while now, and it's no surprise that the bubble seems to finally be bursting/deflating. From Zuck and the "Metaverse" to Musk to crypto, the mystique of the "genius" techbro seems to be evaporating. It's long overdue because big tech companies have way too much power over our lives and our data.
Yeah, sure Elon. Just scratch up another $200 billion and convince federal regulators that you're the best pair of hands to place it in.
Elon town 100% confirmed
According to Elon and his fash buddies encouraging people to vote is cheating

Strong “worst person you know makes excellent point” vibes.

Musk for a while has had extreme deference towards China, to the point of even suggesting Taiwan should Hong Kong themselves and become a special administrative zone.

Trump’s assessment of Musk being a bootlicker for anyone who can give him handouts is still accurate.

https://nitter.net/RonFilipkowski/status/1634586282713141248

Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski)

Bannon says when Musk was cut off from govt subsidies “he went begging the CCP, that’s why they have the joint venture. This guy lives on govt contracts and taxpayer subsidies. You’re not even an American, all you are is a globalist. You would take a check from Adolph Hitler.”

Nitter

Murderous Mexican Drug Cartels Are Thriving On Elon Musk’s Twitter

"Prominent members of Mexican drug cartels are using Twitter to recruit new members, send warnings to rival gangs, post gory images and videos, and glorify the narco lifestyle. Some of these accounts were banned by Twitter’s safety team between 2012 and 2015, but they have been reinstated since Elon Musk bought the company last year."

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/pranavdixit/mexican-drug-cartels-twitter-elon-musk-report

Mexican Drug Cartels Are Thriving On Elon Musk’s Twitter

“Twitter shouldn’t provide a platform for Mexican cartel members to spread their hate and incite violence," an official for the organization behind a new report said.

BuzzFeed News
twitter dying due to no one being left to resolve certificate issues is the best and most hilarious possible death
assuming the electricity bill doesn't come due first

"Just wait until he starts to do the baby fren talk, that's when Twitter is through the Black Hole looking glass, people."

goddamn that was prophetic posting

reminder that "fren" was originally one of the baby talk words people posting as their pets would use on instagram/reddit/Facebook/etc (the "heckin pupper does a frighten" kind of thing) then the nazis got the grand idea of using it all over their memes about how "all the non-frens run Hollywood"

Basically the nazi groups had a what they thought was a smart moment where they made “fren world” and they thought they were clever by talking in baby talk and replacing their talking points with thinly valid baby talk. Of course everyone saw what they were doing because it was obvious so they got made fun of for talking like babies and it kind of died out. This was a couple years ago and Musk's dumb ass just stumbled on it, because he's a terminally online nazi but remains years behind on memes
"I'm not part of the MAGA movement, I just believe everything they say without question"

i mean. yes

he believes the same thing so it shouldn’t be a surprise

Weird, first the q-anon shaman and now this asshole

Weird, wonder what Elon’s views are still

https://www.justice.gov/opa/press-release/file/1360816/download

More stupid shit that nobody wants
Elon is having a rough day
TikTok nears the endgame

Breaking off TikTok from ByteDance might be the right thing to do — but it will come at a high cost. PLUS: How Twitter keeps competitors off its For You page

Platformer
It's important to note how they cannot accept that a young person can have any personal agency whatsoever. No, they must have been groomed into acting the way they are. Anything that prevents transphobes from treating their children like chattel is seen as a huge threat. It's a similar playbook used in anti abortion and anti gay rhetoric as well.
This comes from a watchdog agency without enforcement authority, but lol

elon just strikes me as a sciencey racist guy. the kinda guy that's really into IQ and phrenology and would say "i'm not racist, i just dislike all the minorities that are bad and dirty and stupid because of their inferior genetics" type of guy. those guys love to be racist without thinking they're racist and they think they're too good to say n words and such.

probably uses antique racist terms nobody else uses anymore. like “octoroon”.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/03/inside-elon-musks-cost-cutting-drive-at-twitter/

"From a secretive “war room” at Twitter’s San Francisco headquarters last month, Elon Musk’s trusted lieutenants pored over a list of employees, showing how much they cost the social media company.

The billionaire owner’s “transition team,” headed by Steve Davis, who leads the Musk-owned Boring Company, then began to phone staffers. Some were asked to justify their role; others to recommend which colleagues to retain."

lol musk totally fired haraldur based on pay

Inside Elon Musk’s cost-cutting drive at Twitter

His lieutenants have upended the company by IDing who to fire, refusing to pay vendors.

Ars Technica

Good thing you fired everyone that did understand the code, and have fun re-writing all the issues that were already there but with fun new bugs.

Actually, who am I kidding, the code's just gonna make the For You page explicitly just Elon and his replies.

"The algorithm" is really just a boogeyman. I'm reading The Chaos Machine right now and according to people who designed these recommendation engines even they don't understand them anymore. They are machine learning that is trained by gigs and gigs of data that basically operate autonomously anymore. The guy who designed youtube's says you don't tell it how to recommend stuff you tell it what metrics you want it to reach and it does the rest.

"snailbrook" looks and sounds like a richard scarry re-imagining of a dickensian prison

What if the tent factory was just the place you lived?

the absolute paucity of vision on display here is just pathetic

imagine having effectively unlimited funds, the best drugs on earth, access to real estate, two artists and the world's richest man, no one to tell you no, and this is the shit you come up with.

like, at minimum, i would expect some fucking alejandro jodorowsky shit, burning man as a town, or something. instead we get some boring ass texas suburb with a concentration camp sign over the entrance

Every day this man loves using the stupid site he overpaid for by billions of dollars to show off his incredible lack of critical thinking. No reflection, just immediate acceptance of what gets tweeted at him.

If anything, it's illustrative as to how there can be people who think that real life 'NPCs' are a thing - they have no critical understanding of anything. They're as thick as pigshit and twice as repellent.

https://deadspin.com/how-americas-largest-local-tv-owner-turned-its-news-anc-1824233490

How America's Largest Local TV Owner Turned Its News Anchors Into Soldiers In Trump's War On The Media

Earlier this month, CNN’s Brian Stelter broke the news that Sinclair Broadcast Group, owner or operator of nearly 200 television stations in the U.S., would be forcing its news anchors to record a promo about “the troubling trend of irresponsible, one sided news stories plaguing our country.” The script, which parrots…

Deadspin
How Elon Musk's tweets unleashed a wave of hate

The Twitter owner's response to a BBC investigation highlights how abuse is thriving on the platform.

BBC News
Elon fiddling with the beads on the Slur Abacus to find the perfectly mathematically optimal slur intermix ratio
But I thought Lord Musk had gotten rid of all the bots? Concerning
making twitter even more unreadable
Search function has been broken for about 24 hours at this point meaning that the one thing Twitter was still good for, searching for news, is currently dead
Zitron’s newsletter rocks if you want to get riled up about morons running tech etc. some real infuriating stuff and he writes real good.

Lol what? Just shut off his subsidies and tax credits and he'll be a bankrupt nobody in like a year lol

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/newsletters/2023-03-21/elon-musk-s-business-empire-may-put-him-out-of-washington-s-reach-big-take

Musk’s Empire Could Put Him Beyond Government Reach

Bloomberg
Someone broke the "don't show Nazis in Germany" feature

so hold on

people pay for a status symbol, which causes them to get bullied so hard they want to hide it.

why not just... not pay?

I can't wait to see how excited advertisers are about having their verified checkmarks taken away and needing to pay one thousand US dollars every month to get them back

I for one don't foresee any problems with trying to charge your hypothetical advertising clients $12k/year for a gif, under threat of not having any way to disambiguate them from imposters after you've nuked your support and trust & safety

1.3 million people signed up at $8/ month? oh wait, that’s over three months. so just under a half million people paying for it.

musk really overestimated his ability to make people pay him money for no reason. I means, that’s still an insane number of people paying $8 for literally nothing but it’s naught a drop in the bucket against how much it cost by scaring away advertising

https://techcrunch.com/2023/03/24/twitter-blue-subscriptions-spendings-mobile-users/

TechCrunch is part of the Yahoo family of brands

get chika an account here
This is why this is so funny. Musk seriously thought it was some elitist title and then ended up making it so.

lol he is such a bitter little boer

https://www.semafor.com/article/03/24/2023/the-secret-history-of-elon-musk-sam-altman-and-openai

"..Musk proposed a possible solution: He would take control of OpenAI and run it himself.

Altman and OpenAI’s other founders rejected Musk’s proposal. Musk, in turn, walked away from the company — and reneged on a massive planned donation. The fallout from that conflict, culminating in the announcement of Musk’s departure on Feb 20, 2018.

..An OpenAI announcement said Musk would continue to fund the organization, but Musk did not.."

The secret history of Elon Musk, Sam Altman, and OpenAI | Semafor

In 2018, Musk wanted to take charge of OpenAI to beat Google but others opposed the move, putting Altman at the helm.

he desperately wants to be seen as a pioneer pushing the field of AI forward

I'm sure he's extremely bitter that chatgpt is way more popular than his firetruck-hunters

@cspam one of the extremely rare occasions I’m glad Elon is running his mouth. OpenAI is quickly turning into the next basic tech of our society and they could do SO much damage with zero accountability.