Alice McFlurry 
All of my toots are generated by Mad Libs.
It's Just Jenn 🏳️⚧️@Alice All my _____ are ______ by ______ ______ as well!
Dan the Architect 🎧@Alice Hmm, all my toots are generated by intestinal g—y’know what nvm.
Grum999 
@Alice 
When I understood Santas Claus was a fake, it was Ok
When I understood Jean-Paul II was elected by humans and not God, it was Ok
When I understood Donald Trump was a fake president, it was Ok
But this truth cannot be true 
I need a coffee 
@Alice Even when I understood that George Clooney was not in the machine to prepare my coffee, it was Ok.. 
@grum999 Where is this beautiful contraption?
@Alice ahah jealous? 
This is the Nespresso machine at the office
At least when I'm not teleworking, I can drink good coffee 
@grum999 What kind of job do you need to do to be able to work at that office?
@Alice Working in IT domain, in a biiig company
Don't want to name it, but looking some of my previous old toots, you may find clues 
But look at this picture, in addition to the big Nespresso coffee machine, I have an entire open space practically just for me
@grum999 Wow. I haven’t gone into my office since the pandemic started. Is there a reason you go in if it seems like nobody else has to?
@Alice I like teleworking: avoid the 50minutes of metro the morning and the evening, wake up late and be connected 15minutes later, do not meet people you don't want to meet, cat as coworker
But we must go to office 2 or 3 days a week; I like the friday because there's nobody in the métro AND because there's nobody at the office: it's quiet and I don't have to talk to other
Also for my mental health it's a good thing to go to work outside my home 
@grum999 I get it! By the lack of people, I thought you were one of those people who never needs to go in but who insists on doing so.
Personally, I would be content to never have to work out of an office again, though I do miss the fully stocked kitchen with all of the snacks.
Djteach@Alice Mad Libs! The original Chatgpt!
Free Use Bunny@JenWithGravy Nah, just a dumb joke implying that I’m unoriginal and I’m just pulling out a Mad Libs book and entering some nouns and adjectives and posting the results as toots.
@Alice Very sorry: I understood the joke, I just tried to riff on wordplay and failed miserably. I'll show myself out. 😅
@JenWithGravy Ahhhhh, sorry! I’m on the spectrum and seem to be capable of writing my own jokes because at least I know what I mean, but I am TERRIBLE at understanding most other jokes. I didn’t even notice that the words were reversed!
@Alice Oh, no, I totally get it! No apologies necessary, it's all good. 😁
Tony Pennino@Alice My whole life has been a lie.