every time ciabatta is eaten or mentioned in my presence i will tell everyone did you know ciabatta wasnt invented until 1982, it is younger than beyonce and natalie portman and pitbull. people always scoff and pull out their phones and then frown and look troubled. i am the ciabatta ruiner
@lennie I think a lot about how my dad was 39 (my age) when the high five was invented
@Laser @lennie They were too busy doing the gesture where you make like you're about to invent the high five but then you smooth your hair back instead