slanderoid 
I'd like to toss every gigantic F-350 Silverado Ram straight into the sun
Every time I narrowly avoid being crushed by one of these abominations, all I can think is "I bet the driver doesn't have a shred of personality - but boy do they have a big truck"
Listen: I understand the need for pickups. Since becoming a homeowner, I've found myself wishing I had a way to haul stuff around without pleading with my friends and family to let me borrow theirs
I'm merely proposing a new set of draconian laws that would exile these chodes who never haul anything in their trucks but drive blindly through the streets anyway or take up 150% of their parking stalls at fucking Target
I don't think I'm being unreasonable