I want a JavaScript interpreter written in wasm but I don't know how to convince anyone reading this that this isn't a joke
@mcc I think there's a reference implementation for javascript written in javascript, so that's like half the way there right
@aeva lol what seriously
@mcc yes, if my dodgy memory is to be trusted
@mcc I'll see if I can find it after dinner
@mcc also this very real book might just say how to write one yourself
@mcc great news! to my astonishment, there are multiple javascript interpreters written in javascript, and also apparently many more written in other languages! maybe one will fit your niche? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ECMAScript_engines
List of ECMAScript engines - Wikipedia

@mcc also SICP ~javascript edition~ does indeed walk through implementing a pretty straight forward metacircular evaluator for a suspiciously scheme-like subset of ECMAScript that lacks objects
@mcc tbh this is much less cursed than I was hoping. although maybe it's actually more cursed, because now it's making me think language projects are of a reasonable scope for side projects again...