@Popehat don't leave us hanging, what's the answer?

@Popehat there's a lot going on there

@Popehat well that is not a safe workplace search

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March 20, 2020:
Scenes from a modern plague:
Elaina: [at Elaina volume]: SO WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE LABIA MAJORA AND LABIA MINORA
Me:.
.. okay so let's talk unless you want to wait until mom's back from her walk or...
Elaina: [furiously closing fist over mic and turning away from computer screen] DAD I WAS TALKING TO THE TEACHER

@Popehat happy majora anniversary

@Popehat the labia minora holds seven candles while the labia majora holds… wait.

@Popehat I love "at Elaina volume" - god that hits home.

@Popehat and how glad were you that she didn't take you up on the offer to talk..

@Popehat Easy mistake, Dad.

@Popehat How long were you dead from embarrassment?

@Popehat Seems like a great opportunity to queue up "The Major and the Minor" movie as a bonding exercise.

@Popehat Enough lip from you.

@Popehat I'm glad I wasn't actively drinking something when I read this...

@Popehat A question you wouldn't even be allowed to ask in a Florida classroom, probably.

@Popehat some information on the answer was given in several toots during the last month(s) by @vagina_museum which I highly recommend to follow.