"So my routine starts by waking up at 5 in the morning"

Night. You're waking up at night.

@mayaisloading Alas, the birds and the Daystar frequently disagree with me, and they tend to get the final vote.

@mayaisloading

tsk tsk tsk.

"night" is 6pm-12:30am

"purgatory" is 1-4am

"morning" is 5am-9am

"good morning" is 10am-11:59am

"afternoon" is 12:01pm to 4pm

Everything else is just supper.

@mayaisloading

i can assure that the sun is shining and birds are singing at 5 (except for the elonbird that lost its voice).

@friederike182 Depends where you're located i guess