I never got around to watching The Chronicles of Riddick. Let's fix that.

"Neceomongers"!? 🤣🤣🤣

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Oof...I am having a hard time with Vin Diesel in any role other than Dominic Toretto.

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Dame Judi Dench is in this movie!!! Exchanging dialogue with Vin Diesel!!!

I would not have thought it possible.

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Ah, ok. The Neceomongers are missionaries, and the message is essentially, convert or die.

One of the missionaries is Karl Urban! McCoy from the Star Trek reboot! Butcher from the Boys!

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The flow, the adventure, the "prophecy now more than 30 years old," it all has the cadence of a sci fi romance novel. Is that why Vin Diesel was cast? To serve as a next gen Fabio?

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Now I understand why this movie is not a classic. Looks like they were angling for it to be the first of a series, too.

The big problems included:

* No explanation of why Riddick's people were so exceptionally tough / talented fighters

* The Neceomongers' leader had actually been to the promised land and so he was a true believer. We the audience were never privy to a peek at the promised land / what this guy was fighting for.

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Hey so it turns out there WAS a sequel, which I watched last night. The sequel also did not show the promised land!

Vin Diesel's acting and narration was wildly improved. Points removed for making Katee Sackhoff a sexual object; her highest and best use is as a badass leader.