The @RedFrontBus hasn't been out since March 6... @that_mc do you know if it's broken?
@BruceHalperin @RedFrontBus I'll have a look in the yard. Could be in use for training as well.
@that_mc Were you able to find anything out?

@BruceHalperin @RedFrontBus I have some terrible news. 8628 is in the body shop for various repairs, and the front.

Well, the front . . .

Look, there’s no easy way to say this: the front is not red anymore.

@that_mc @BruceHalperin Noooooooooooooooooo
@that_mc @RedFrontBus What did they do with the original front? Did they repaint it or remove it altogether?
@BruceHalperin @RedFrontBus the red wasn’t paint, it was a vinyl wrap, I assume it was discarded. I think this is largely the same parts, except a new panel over the headsign? Not sure.
@that_mc @RedFrontBus I can’t believe this. This is easily the biggest tragedy ever to occur in the history of humankind
@that_mc @RedFrontBus At least you got to drive it before its untimely demise 😭
@BruceHalperin @RedFrontBus is it time to start a petition to turn 8888 into the red envelope 🧧 coach?
@that_mc @RedFrontBus Nooooooooooooo! You maniacs! You blew it up!
@that_mc @BruceHalperin what do I need to do to fix the @RedFrontBus?
@SutroTower @that_mc @RedFrontBus sneak into Woods Division at night with a can of red spray paint
@that_mc @BruceHalperin @RedFrontBus
Oh red front boi,
The stops, the stops are calling
From Glen Canyon
And down to Ingleside
The fog is gone, and all the wires are falling
It's you it's you must go and I must ride
@scottgoblue314 Hey @that_mc we need you to write an elegy for our dearly departed Red Front Boi
@that_mc @scottgoblue314 you could do a much better job than me. My first attempt involved rhyming “scarlet” with “harlot”
@BruceHalperin @scottgoblue314 I’m working with the phrase “Flensed Flame-Face” right now. Also “torture of the non-conformer”