If someone wrongs you, buy their child a drum.

#oddproverbs

@WendyMsGator or a trumpet or a bassoon, whichever is on sale.
@WendyMsGator that is some solid strategic thinking right there. We were the first to have kids in the family and my wife's sisters thought noisy toys were a hilarious gift. Vengeance rained down upon their head later as we has more disposable income and long memories when they had their kids.