I have the heart of a lion, the eyes of an eagle...

..and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

@TheLetterTen You momentarily had me believing you were reciting the intro to Bravestarr. :)
@retronianne loved the intro to that show
@TheLetterTen Same! One of my faves as a wee lass. :)
@TheLetterTen Scottish joke after Shetlander ate Swan. In court he proved it was dead by hitting power lines and as a Whooper didn't belong to the Queen and got off. When asked by the judge what it tasted like he said - a bit like Osprey. The first bit happened to Peter Maxwell Davis, 2nd didn't