Ah, yes…

I need to update the updater so I can update to the latest updates.

Classic.

@onpaperwings I once genuinely encountered the error message, “Windows Update was unable to update Windows because it is out of date. Please update Windows Update.”
@mass_driver @onpaperwings Mailchimp, right after I entered my two-factor-auth code received by text message: we need to confirm your mobile phone
@onpaperwings This is the modern tech stack in a nutshell.