If you’re going to be a grocery cashier then in my opinion you should develop a non-judgmental poker face about what is in a man’s Friday night grocery cart when his wife is away for a few days
@Popehat Definitely don't use the self-checkout machines, which read out your items at the loudest possible volume so everyone within a city block can judge you.
@AriCohn@Popehat Just buy some extra large condoms, man. Let them judge. It's okay. 😂 Make sure to do it on a Sunday, so there's extra pearl clutching.