If you’re going to be a grocery cashier then in my opinion you should develop a non-judgmental poker face about what is in a man’s Friday night grocery cart when his wife is away for a few days
@Popehat Definitely don't use the self-checkout machines, which read out your items at the loudest possible volume so everyone within a city block can judge you.
@AriCohn @Popehat "put your THREE DOUGHNUTS in the bag". Stop judging me self checkout
@AriCohn @Popehat Just buy some extra large condoms, man. Let them judge. It's okay. 😂
Make sure to do it on a Sunday, so there's extra pearl clutching.
@AriCohn @Popehat ”Remove your … condoms.”