Because Clay Bennett is a genius.

Via https://www.gocomics.com/claybennett/2023/03/12

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@GottaLaff oh come on, that's just wild speculation

everyone knows they don't allow any women inside GOP headquarters

@Smokinjoe @GottaLaff And if they did, women would have to wear gloves and boots too. It would only be for special days of propaganda — well not often then after a few ‘good’ suicide bombings.