Real programmers don't use Linux. Or *BSD for that matter. Real programmers have seen into the heart of computers and they know that there is nothing good to be found.

Real programmers have run to the woods. They hide in fearful certainty, waiting with dread for what must come.

That or macOS. Depends on the project.

@cda
>Real programmers don't use Linux. Or *BSD
>macOS

MacOS is actually based on BSD, so you still use a Unix-like system nonetheless. I have tried macOS before, as I hackintoshed my laptop for a while not too long ago. I get that the tools on macOS work well enough if you are used to Apple's ecosystem. Not gonna lie, even using Xcode wasn't that bad.

But I agree with the statement that real programmers have run to the woods.