I am an influencer but mostly in the way that I influence myself to eat more french fries.
@lowqualityfacts - I’m a disruptor. It sounds like a pretentious way to say “annoying asshat,” but I assure you it’s not.
@lowqualityfacts I can assure you that my handwriting is far and away the worst you’ve ever seen! It’s that bad that my late father tried to improve it by getting me to copy out Treasure Island using a calligraphy set some 60 years ago, a pleasurable experience, that had no discernible effect upon my handwriting! It’s been compared to an injured spider crawling to its death across a page having walked through ink. That’s one of the kinder critiques! 😂😂 I welcomed Microsoft Word!

@lowqualityfacts

You can half my fries. But in return, I get to steal half your onion rings.