Thought Leaders: "Programming will be obsolete within 5 years. All business software will be generated by AIs"

Actual Businesses: "actually we're mainly still on-premise, running on Windows Server 2003 and VBScript ASP, but our two-year plan to migrate everything into a cloud kicked off in 2015 and we're making steady progress."

@dylanbeattie "no one will be coding in C in 2023."

I'd laugh but I'm also going to cry a bit.

@mirrorsandstuff @dylanbeattie It's really funny that you mention this. I'm a student applying for internships and had one company call back asking if I knew Fortran. If it exists, it will never die.
@mirrorsandstuff @papaPorkey @dylanbeattie You can make an absolute killing dealing in languages on Big Bank life support like Q or Fortran
@smidbot @mirrorsandstuff @dylanbeattie "We spent half of our yearly revenue on a shiny new IBM in 1959. I'll be god damned if we stop using it now."

@papaPorkey @smidbot @mirrorsandstuff @dylanbeattie

"I carried those bytes with my own two hands..."