Tennessee People: Our environment is polluted. We have no jobs. We have chronic illnesses and can't afford healthcare. How will you help us?

Tennessee Politician, drunk as fuck: Okay, but what if guys wore dresses? Huge problem, right? I'm talking really pretty dresses. Kids might see. The dress guys might go into public bathrooms. Uh oh. I will put an end to man dresses.

Tennessee People: Hmm. Good point. You have our vote.

Tennessee Politician: Holy shit, that actually worked?

@lowqualityfacts The fact is that something strange has happened people. There is no hope for our species as grim as that is to think about. There was a time when I thought we were in a good place but that light died out. May as well just get on and have a good time because whatever is it that happened to those people is spreading. No point searching for reason in a world of chaos.
@lowqualityfacts @DarryB sadly it seems you are correct af