make the golf course a public sex forest
february
bees: a black market in live bioweapons
a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him
tom bombadil
nothing there
software update
LARPing
frenchmans cumsock
eating lava
can i get some advice
glomping
tonsure
cinderella
breaking bad
cringe
crying newborn
pronoun cinematic universe
vintage clown jewellery
long man jenkins
a million deaths upon you
period pussy
op is a doctor
himbus
purple
dog biscuits girl
ahead of their time
plague doctor (from early 2020)
2020
advice for a 14 year old girl
alexander the great
spussy
the ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you'll ever be
harry styles foot fetish
eh whatre ya gonna do
tw: tiktok
three sins for the price of one
splitting the atom
soap
tea, earl grey, hot
@stavvers
What if the reason Picard has a british accent rather than a french one is because he interacts so much with Federation speech-to-text systems that he functionally had to undergo voice training in RP in order to be understood, and one of the first things he learned to do reliably was order replicator tea?

@stavvers
(Like, the speech-to-text system used by replicators is probably shared with comm badges and holodeck controls, both of which log everything & make it searchable in the ship's computer, so literally everything Picard says on the ship needs to be understandable by these systems for recordkeeping purposes.

Which is sort of horrifying now that I come to think about it...)