make the golf course a public sex forest
february
bees: a black market in live bioweapons
a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him
tom bombadil
nothing there
software update
LARPing
frenchmans cumsock
eating lava
can i get some advice
glomping
tonsure
cinderella
breaking bad
cringe
crying newborn
pronoun cinematic universe
vintage clown jewellery
long man jenkins
a million deaths upon you
period pussy
op is a doctor
himbus
purple
dog biscuits girl
ahead of their time
plague doctor (from early 2020)
2020
advice for a 14 year old girl
alexander the great
spussy
the ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you'll ever be
harry styles foot fetish
eh whatre ya gonna do
tw: tiktok
three sins for the price of one
splitting the atom
soap
tea, earl grey, hot

@stavvers On the other hand, it (and all the other voice-activated stuff) knows when you're talking to it. Otherwise, replicators would be spewing out food any time someone near the input said anything food-related.

"So, I ordered some gakh once and..."
Replicator: DING!
"No, I don't want gakh..."
Replicator: DING!
"Look, you steaming pile of dingo's kidneys..."
Replicator: DING!
(At this point, stuff is spilling out onto the crewperson's pants.)

(Later, after showering and changing their uniform, they actually DO try to get dinner, only to be told they've exceeded their caloric allowance and need an exemption from Medical.)

#StarTrek

@LizardSF @stavvers Back in the 90's, the Nitpicker's Guild used to observe that the Enterprise doors functioned similarly. Someone gets up to leave Ten Forward (or wherever), and the doors open while they're still practically halfway across the room...

...unless they have to stop and say something dramatic before leaving. In which case the doors would remain closed while the crewmember walks up to them, stops, turns back, says the thing, and only when they're done do the doors open.