CATHOLIC CHURCH: No meat on Fridays
PEOPLE: Ok so no eggs for breakfast
CC: No, eggs are ok
P: But eggs are chicken
CC: Not until they hatch
P: So the thing isn't the thing until it's born?
CC: Correct—um, no, wait.
Samúéil Ó Corra on Twitter

“Catholic Church: no meat on Fridays Folks: Ok so no eggs for breakfast CC: No, eggs are ok F: But eggs are chicken CC: Not until they hatch F: So the thing, isn’t the thing until it’s born? CC: That’s correct…Um, no wait.”

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