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Hobbyist, delighted, on sofa, knitting a scarf: What a relaxing new hobby I've found!
Purple demon, aggressively flexing a bicep, always all caps: Turn it into a side-hustle!
Hobbyist: C-can't I just enjoy it?
Demon: No! Make your passion your passive income!
Hobbyist: But–
Demon: Monetize your free time!
Hobbyist, grumpy, sits behind a sales table.
Table sign: Kevin's stupid scarves. $20 or whatever.